Tales from the Yukon and beyond!

As far as threats go, my money is on the creepy red-head.
From the icy tundra of our Northern-most territories comes frightening news! It seems that 9 people have seen what is either the tallest Italian man ever, or the fabled Sasquatch. Now I know that they are both hairy and animalistic, but I'm pretty sure that it was too cold for an Italian guy to be running around naked...unless it was for ravioli or whatever. They just love their Ravioli. It's going to be cold up there. I mean, come on, it's the Yukon. So unless someone was prancing around random trailers and broken down cars with an ape-suit on, we've got ourselves a Bigfooot in the Great White North. I'm naturally skeptical, but It's not like this is the first new species we've found lately, if we have indeed 'found' anything. Anyway, I don't think this news will be a big deal to anyone on an international scale. The only thing I could see this Sasquatch existence threatening is the religious right's whole 6,000-year-old Chia Earth theory. Other then that he's probably harmless, like that bigfoot that John Lithgow found in the U.S. on a camping trip. They brought him home with them and hilarity ensued. Some to think of it I'm pretty sure they made a movie about it...